Monday, February 22, 2010

I've died and gone to Miracle Noodle HEAVEN...

I can't believe I've been living without these things my whole *freakin'* LIFE!

Seriously, though!? It's like ramen, but better, and ZERO CALORIES!

*squeals in excitement* :D :D :D

Mix them with fresh steamed veggies, throw 'em in a pot of bouillon (which we all know is full of sodium but only 15 calories per serving) and add a little oregano, basil, chili powder, garlic...whatever! The "noodles" (which are something like 98% water, mostly made of vegetable fiber) absorb the flavor of whatever sauce you choose...O..M..G.. Orgasmically good.

I could live on these, you know. That, and whole wheat toast with Walden Farms apple butter and caramel...both zero cal as well, of course... JESUS!

Sorry. I get excited.

Today...I am more motivated than I have been in weeks...probably closer to a month. I weighed myself, was naturally disappointed, but you know what? NO MORE. Whatever has been missing from my being as of passion, my will-power, my drive...I've remembered it somehow, and it's in full force and I love it. I feel like I've been gifted something here, from someone...Like I was literally without this...thing...for the past month or so, and now it's been given back to me. I'm so grateful. :D

I'm excited and inspired and motivated to get back to who I really am, my happy self, my alwaysgettingthinner self, and it feels FANTASTIC.

Today, my lovelies, is an 800 calorie day. I'm at 445 and it's noon. I am RIGHT on track...craving a nectarine. That was random. I'll have one when I get home. It'll be my reward for sticking to my guns today.

Ooh, look, my shirt matches my nails today. Love it when that happens. :P

Thank you all so much for your support, always, but especially through these last few weeks. They've been so terribly trying, and though I'm not certain why, I'm certainly happy that it's over. I can only thank you for commenting on my posts, as well as all of your own inspiring blog entires...They help me SO much more than I can ever say.

I love you all dearly, I really do. I don't care if it's lame, but you're some of the best friends I have in this crazy, messed up, disordered world. Thank you for being so wonderful. <3


  1. omg, those noodles sound awesome. i am def going to get some. where can i buy them? are they in a reg grocery store or do i have to head to whole foods organic or something? let me know ASAP!!

    also.. CONGRATS on 445 so far! AWESOME! you can do it!

  2. FREAKIN AWESOME SOUNDING NOODLES (never thought I'd say that!)

    Also YAYAYAY that you are feeling happy and motivated, and that the dark few weeks are over.

    Your collar bones in your picture are amazing by the way!

    Thankyou for the brilliant comments. I can't describe how much they brighten up my soul.

    You're an absolute angel from heaven. Thankyou!

    Love Battle xxxx

  3. yeah ive been eating them for a bit and they work :)
    i've blogged about them a couple of times is that where you found them?

    anyways...bon apetit!

  4. I agree with the above posts- where do you buy these noodles, omg?

  5. Hey! I heard the noodles had kind of a fishy taste/ smell? Did you find this to be true? Congrats on having a good day so far!

  6. OH HOLY FUCK. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???? Oh god I think I just had a mild heart attack. I'm finding those, and going to live off of them for the rest of my life. PLEASE GOD, PLEASE LET THEM CARRY THEM AT MY GROCERY STORE.

    Feel free to send me a list of any and all zero calorie food you know of. PUT OUT! :PP

    Haha stay strong girly, you know I love you :P

    XOXO Sophia Ruins <3

  7. Those noodles...aren't tofu, right? Don't...smell/taste anything like tofu, right?

    If not, I think I may skip down to the market to try and find some. I will be absolutely devastated if I can't...

  8. Ooh, I found a store in my area that sells them! I may have to go pick some up tomorrow :) Thanks for the advice!

  9. No freaking way!! Zero calorie noodles and bread?? HOW?!?
    I wish I had real money instead of these stupid pre-paid campus only food points. Ugh. I'm completely limited to the shit food they serve here...
    But jesus, when I get out those are mine!! haha...
    Thanks for the amazing post!
    P.S. your collarbones are LOVELY!!!

  10. i havent tried the miracle noodle yet but i have a few packs of shiritaki noodles in my fridge( 40 cals per entire pack, 20 per serving). im still kind of afraid to try them because of the whole "fishy" smell. do these have that odor as well?. if i can find these i will definitely try them
    do you have any good recipes for these type of noodles?
    stay strong